Once upon a time I defeated River Song in space meanwhile Amy and Rory partied with Vincent Van Gogh.

Once upon a time I explored a new planet with Jackie Tyler in my underwear meanwhile Mickey Smith and Amy Pond were having a spa date on the TARDIS. The end.

Once upon a time i crashed the tardis with Rose and then i wrote a fic about it meanwhile the master and Sarah jane smith killed Hitler. The End

(Source: cloysterbell, via darladeeringsisnothere-deactiva)